Total Medals Earned: 153 (From 31 different games.) Total Medal Score: 3,065 Points
Medals Earned: 2/30 (10/500 points)
Welcome to Asslevania!
Don't skip the intro.
Reach level 2.
Follow me at NEWGROUNDS!
Check out NEWGROUNDS.com!
Follow me on Twitter, so I don't have to shut up!
What a pile of buffalo diarrhea!
Welcome back!
FOREVER ALONE!
Watch the whole ending.
Check out Sexual-Lobster's page.
Check out RicePirate's page.
Check out JohnnyUtah's page.
Don't skip the meeting with Johnny and Dracula.
Reach level 3
Reach level 4.
Find Alucard.
It takes a lick'n...
...and keeps on whip'n.
Get a little head.
Eat a pork chop!
Beat a TIME TRIAL
Find the 1st hidden song.
Thats where I left that!
Never alone...
Make the haunted hallway more creepy.
Beat Time Trial in less than 3 mins.
Beat Dracula!
Reach level 5.
Beat REAL MODE!
Medals Earned: 1/9 (50/355 points)
Get the max attack combo chain
Level up to the max level
Beat the game
Defeat Tom's Backup Plan
Beat the game without a helper
Beat the game without dying
Get 12 red coins in one game
Beat the game in under 5 minutes
Beat the game without getting hit
Medals Earned: 2/2 (15/15 points)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 3/5 (75/150 points)
There's a place for everyone here.
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Score 5000 points.
Survive two minutes without opening the lid.
Medals Earned: 2/7 (15/95 points)
Eat something tasty.
Take down a jumbo jet.
Eat 100 cows.
Eat 200 Nyan Cats.
Destroy a UFO.
Fully evolve and beat all the levels.
Get over 100 combo.
Medals Earned: 1/7 (25/340 points)
Break out the legal way.
ROFL ROFL ROFL
Break out the badass way.
Break out the Sneaky Way
...or do you?
Find all 18 FAILs.
Medals Earned: 1/13 (5/140 points)
Die!
Survive Night 1
Survive Night 2
Survive Night 3
Survive Night 4
Survive Night 5
Survive Night 6
Survive Custom Night
Survive 6/20 mode
Medals Earned: 1/38 (5/500 points)
Shoot Jebediah Springfield's head off
Kill Frink with the Laser
Shoot Otto's Earphones
Reach Springfield
Shoot Fat Tony's cup
Kill the bird at least once
Get 1st Place in the leaderboards
Get 3 stars on Level 1
Get 3 stars on Level 2
Get 3 stars on Level 3
Get 3 stars on Level 4
Get 3 stars on Level 5
Get 3 stars on Level 7
Get 3 stars on Level 8
Get 3 stars on Level 9
Get 3 stars on Level 10
Get 3 stars on Level 12
Get 3 stars on Level 13
Get 3 stars on Level 14
Get 3 stars on Level 15
Get 3 stars on Level 16
Get 3 stars on Level 18
Get 3 stars on Level 19
Get 3 stars on Level 20
Get 3 stars on Level 21
Get 3 stars on Level 22
Get a 3 hit combo on todd's body
Convert all the Heathens on the Bonus Level
Complete the game 3 times in one session!
Complete the Game!
Score a load of points in Hockey Dad
Kill Sideshow Bob
Steal all the loot without dying
Kill everyone in springfield
Shoot Maud's ghost 5 times in a row
Kill each member of the Flanders super fast!
Medals Earned: 15/30 (135/360 points)
Take the freeway exit.
Jump onto a moving vehicle!
Steal a motorcycle.
Drive on oncoming lane for 500 points.
Jump off a vehicle shortly before it explodes.
Reach the fifth finish line.
Reach the sixth finish line.
Jump onto 3 vehicles in a row.
Barely make the jump to another vehicle.
Drive on oncoming lane for 1500 points.
Drive fast then jump on an oncoming vehicle.
Destroy a vehicle.
Jump onto 6 vehicles in a row.
Steal a police car.
Reach the left-most finish line.
Reach the second finish line.
Reach the third finish line.
Reach the fourth finish line.
Reach the right-most finish line.
Take the exit from the oncoming lane!
Drive on oncoming lane for 3000 points.
Jump onto 8 vehicles in a row.
Medals Earned: 20/21 (220/270 points)
Steal a speedboat.
Escape from the helicopter.
Grind against another vehicle.
Jump between flying jet planes! Insane!!!
Hijack a jet plane?!
Jump onto another vehicle!
Drive on the oncoming lane for 500 points.
Steal a tank.
Enter Fury Mode.
Drive on the oncoming lane for 1500 points.
Destroy another vehicle.
Destroy a tank (besides your own).
Drive on the oncoming lane for 3000 points.
Defeat the final boss and save humanity!